Yah, boo, sucks to...

... being rumbled. Dear old Morph has blown my cover. I realise the repercussions of this are:

1. Can't blog during working hours any more (hallo Geoff!)
2. Can't blog rude things about people I work with (unless in code, I suppose; although I took a chance on this with my neglection posting)
3. Must generally be more polite than might otherwise be (hallo Gran!)¹

Hmmn. Might be time to become übersecretraps.

"Leessen vairy carefoolly, ah shall blerg zis ernly vunce."

¹ Clearly kidding, but the concept has just made me spit cold coffee all over my laptop.