Hours of Halloween fun to be had

Yay! Carve your own pumpkin at:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/pumpkin_sim.html

(Sorry, Pauper Pete, there's no turnip version for you poverty-stricken Scottish types).

Bottom-right-hand corner! My work here is done.

Yay! After all these years of writing, I've finally made the bottom-right-hand corner of the Times' letters page.

Definitely time for a new ambition. Any suggestions?