Only in North Oxford ... #2

...does the complaints book in the Co-Op include this mortifyingly bourgeois entry:

"No courgettes!
No aubergines!
No chickpeas!
This is unacceptable"

My heart bleeds. Fortunately, *staple* foods are still in plentiful supply -- along with ridiculous quantities of organic pulses -- so I *think* we're going to survive the winter.